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"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."
"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"
"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."
"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"
"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."
"Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork."
"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"
"Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends."
"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"