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Joke of the Day

"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."

"""Why does that guy always get all the women?"" ""I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"" ""And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"""

"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."

"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."

"POLISH JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIMPLE ON A POLISH GUYS ASS? A: A BRAIN TUMOR"

"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"

"I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9."

"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."

"Guy walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm... ""Honey. This is the pig I've been fucking for the last ten years."" ""That's not a pig, it's a duck!"" ""I was talking to the duck."""