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Joke of the Day
"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."
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"How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it ""yoga""?"
"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
"A young woman rolled her eyes towards me, So I picked them up and rolled them back."
"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"
"Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever"
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"""my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"" Well father, I've been... Double-crossed *God starts breakdancing*"
"What is Michelle obama's favorite vegetable? BARACK-OLI"