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Joke of the Day

"Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends."

"I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam."

"What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? ""Oops! King Kong ring wrong."""

"They call me Metal Gear Because my snake is solid"

"Miracle - something that only happens when I am not around I have that feeling that miracle is something that never happens around me or with me... does it happens with you????"

"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""

"If you throw away an ice sculpture, is it justice?"

"My signature move is illegal in 37 states."

"I'd hate to be stuck behind Satan in the post office... ...for the accursed one takes many forms."