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Joke of the Day

"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"

"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"

"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"

"Hey ladies, you realize that you're not required to look at every mirror you come across, right?"

"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."

"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."

"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."

"What do we want? MORE EXISTENTIALIST JOKES! When do we want them? WHY?"