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Joke of the Day

"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"

"Female perfect set of legs!!! Feet on one end...pussy on the other!"

"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"

"What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath"

"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"

"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."

"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."

"A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender, Gimme a beer. The bartender says, Sure buddy, sounds like you got a cough. The pony replies, I'm a little hoarse."

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"When is the Speech Therapy Class? It's hard to say."