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Joke of the Day
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
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"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"
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"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."
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"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."