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Joke of the Day

"What does Mr. T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!"

"The Aluminati's plan... was foiled once again."

"If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?"

"I used to be called the mushroom in high school Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)"

"Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians"

"Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery."

"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they hate Dick's"

"you know how Hitler used to tie his shoes? In little nazis"

"I am extremely offended by the song ""God is Dead"" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that? ...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well."