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Joke of the Day
"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"
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"Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers"
"which cola brand sources its water from the oceans? PepSi"
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"What the only tag a Tumblr user can't have? A small Oops looks like I pissed off the fatties"
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"Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication"