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Joke of the Day

"How do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it........"

"The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it."

"me: this MAN thinks he's ENTITLED to my time! hey buddy i don't OWE you anything!! my boss: do you...know how jobs work"

"The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars."

"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"

"There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store A person died of secondhand smoke"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it"

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"

"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."