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Joke of the Day
"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"
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"A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win."
"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."
"I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once."
"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."
"Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it."
"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."
"When's the best time to come out of the closet? When the coast is queer."
"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"
"I'll always remember the day my wife said ""yes"" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on."