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Joke of the Day
"The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it."
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"You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ..."
"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"What do you call a pirate with polio? FD Arghhhh."
"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"
"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."
"""Yes, I need to check in."" ""Sir, this is a burn unit."" ""Yeah, I got hit hard with a series of jokes about my mom, and I had no comeback."""
"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"
"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""Well, he won't get in. He's underage."""