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Joke of the Day
"LOOK AT HOW HE OUTGUNS ME http://xboxclips.com/Kolt+the+Don/f1dd03d5-32b3-4238-9134-393050b8d254"
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"[me as a DJ] Where my single ladies at? *drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men"
"Help with telegraph/Morse code joke I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"9am: *starts diet* 2pm: *injects KFC gravy intravenously*"
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."
"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"
"I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo."
"How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Get a really big bar stool."
"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."