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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."

"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."

"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"

"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"

"I went to see a palm reader. ""Judging by your palms,"" he said, ""I can tell that you masturbate frequently."" ""Sorry,"" I apologised, ""I should probably wipe that off."""

"My horse had a win at the races today. Fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip."

"Capitalization can really change a sentence. For example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."

"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"