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Joke of the Day

"HIM: You know what we should do at our wedding reception? [at the same time] ME: Murder-suicide HIM: The chicken dance!"

"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"

"Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it."

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."

"What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this"

"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."

"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"

"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"

"They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart. But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out."

"Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake."