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Joke of the Day
"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."
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"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"
"Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury."
"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."
"Can anyone help me load Angry Birds on my PalmPilot? If so hit me up on my pager..."
"[during ultrasound] wife: I really thought you were the father me: how could you do this to me? wife's grey and black lover: I told y'all"
"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."
"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."
"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"