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Joke of the Day

"Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back you're wearing it out."

"I thought it was a booger... But itsnot."

"If you ever get cold Just stand in the corner of a room, they're about 90 degrees."

"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"There's no ""u"" in narcissist"

"Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety"

"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."

"I guess my parents were secret agents all along. I heard they're getting a divorce because my dad got blown by the mailman."

"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."