201520
Joke of the Day
"There's no ""u"" in narcissist"
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"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."
"For sale: Standards. Mint condition. Barely used."
"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"
"I once knew a girl so skinny... that when she swallowed a grape, 3 men left town. (it takes some thought)"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes... *WHACK*...""Dang it!"" And the other goes... ""Dang it!""...*WHACK*"
"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"
"Movie about internet Too slow"
"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."