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Joke of the Day
"Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety"
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"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."
"Why do the Lanisters have such big beds? Because they push 2 twins together to make a king."
"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."
"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"
"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"
"[after solid first date] Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager.. *texts her 47 years later* ""Had a great time the other night :)"""
"IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian."
"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."
"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"