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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"
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"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
"My friend is dressing as an owl for Halloween he's a hoot to be around"
"I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket."
"You Rock... me paper, I win!"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles."
"I have a great vocabulary, just ask my um female dad"
"I was addicted to hokey pokey. But I turned myself around."
"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."