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Joke of the Day

"I can sum up EVERY Presidential debate in 4 words: Same Sh*t, Different A$$holes."

"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."

"My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club. I just hope they have good cushions.."

"Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!"

"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."

"What's the most popular website in Illinois? Cornhub.com"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You probably never heard of it."

"Witness: I saw the defendant stabbing the victim. Lawyer: Objection! Witness is ugly! Judge: Sustained. Jury will disregard the statement."

"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"

"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"