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Joke of the Day

"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"

"Took my date to Star Wars and dinner... to make sure BB-8."

"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"

"What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? Michael Jackson!"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field..."

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."

"My goal in life is to be as chill as Forrest Whitaker's left eye"

"I don't mind lesbians, actually. They're still women who won't sleep with me, but at least it's nothing personal."