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Joke of the Day

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"Lots of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is to not form an emotional attachment."

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products.."

"""YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!"" *mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*"

"I dreamed... I dreamed I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted."

"Friend request > Poke > Message > Phone Number > Text > Meet > Bang"

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!"

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."

"Two men walks into a bar Knock, knock"