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Joke of the Day
"What's the most useful material? Scratch. You can make anything from scratch."
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"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."
"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""
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"I saw a tree harassing people today... So I told it to leaf them alone."
"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."
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"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"