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Joke of the Day
"What's the most useful material? Scratch. You can make anything from scratch."
Next Joke
"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to the first time."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants the bartender asks ""doesn't that thing annoy you?"" The pirate says ""arr, it's driving me nuts"""
"So apparently ""You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!"" isn't of much use when dealing with armed cops."
"What do you call an angry pirate? A Pirate (A mix between Pirate and Irate)"
"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"Two dyslexic men walk into a bra."
"A group of sex toy manufacturers are discussing the success of their products... and they decided that only dildos had really achieved market penetration."
"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."