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Joke of the Day
"I dreamed... I dreamed I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted."
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"What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods? The satisfactory."
"*wife looks through my phone *divorces me 8 times"
"A salesman came to my door and tried to sell me a coffin. ""Nah, thats the last thing I'll need"""
"How do they even grow a boneless chicken?"
"""If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son."" --Jay-Z consoling his son who just started menstruating."
"Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it."
"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"
"Me and my wife are like Catdog... Inseparable since birth."