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Joke of the Day

"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die."

"Today I went down on my girlfriend Period."

"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."

"What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team? *unfazed*"

"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"

"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."

"My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish"

"My doctor just told me I have Alzheimers... The only thing I can do now is figure out why I'm at this hospital"

"Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?"