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Joke of the Day

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field... Daisy says to Dolly, ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" says Dolly. Daisy exclaims, ""It's true, no bull!"""

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"I will literally punch you in the throat the next time you misuse the word ""literally""."
"My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money ""too dirty."" He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned"
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug."
"Why do people become bakers? Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)"
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party? Because nobody likes his company!"
"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"
"Whenever a guy named Stephen tells me what to do, I like to yell, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away..."