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Joke of the Day

"A feminist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. What happens next? His head explodes, because he can't decide which one to tell you about first."

"What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life? A meme-oir"

"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"

"How did you quit smoking? Decided to smoke only after sex"

"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."

"what did the gay bull say? more cowball!"

"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."

"It's okay if ""buoyancy"" makes you happy -- whatever floats your boat."

"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"

"Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes I have. Well you shouldn't be so clumsy!"