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Joke of the Day
"what did the gay bull say? more cowball!"
Next Joke
"Words cannot describe how cute you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."
"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice? An elephant hiding in your fridge"
"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"
"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."
"[god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care"
"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"
"I just bought a nice 12 year old scotch His parents weren't very pleased."