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Joke of the Day
"It's okay if ""buoyancy"" makes you happy -- whatever floats your boat."
Next Joke
"did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,""Lie to me, lie to me."""
"How to get out of ANY jam. Switch to jelly."
"Want to hear a joke? I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it."
"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."
"mens rights activists"
"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."
"A good thing about dating a vegan is that you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone when you buy flowers because they're also a snack for later."
"Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw."
"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."