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Joke of the Day
"A groaner for all you math lovers out there... Just kidding, that will never happen!"
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"Man asks blonde for coffee without cream. Blonde replies: ""We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"""
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"
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"[stands up in church] Okay I'm starting to think some of this stuff isn't true you guys."
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"I know I need to lose weight when.. I ask my boyfriend ""do I look fat in these knickers ? "" and he says "" what knickers ?"""
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"Lazy fact 25428394692846 You didn't read that number"