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Joke of the Day

"A groaner for all you math lovers out there... Just kidding, that will never happen!"

"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"

"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"

"Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !"

"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"

"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."

"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus? He woke up."

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"