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Joke of the Day

"Superman: Look, Lois! Up in the sky! It's a bird! *squints* It's a plane... *puts on glasses* Oh, it's a plane. Lois: CLARK?!?"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"

"Turns out I am a master of Tantric Maths. I can stare at the page for hours and the answer never comes."

"""So how was your date?"" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much ""That wasn't a good idea"" Yeah well, hindsight is 1"

"My crushes are like the sun They're hot and if I stare for too long, I get hurt."

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"

"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"

"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."

"What do you call 99% of /r/politics? Bernd-wagoners!"