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Joke of the Day
"My drug dealer is so funny Always cracks me up"
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"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"
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"My local post office uses four checkouts unless it's really busy; then they use one."
"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."
"I can only handle girls that are a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 10 on the hotness scale. Cause 7 ate 9 so they're probably not interested in me."
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."
"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine"
"Lemme get this straight: you take my tonsils, I get free ice cream [dr] yup what other parts of me will you take in exchange for ice cream"