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Joke of the Day

"bollywood horror movies are just bipasha basu doing a item no. with a third world actor"

"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"

"Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people."

"I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64. Ate."

"I've started 2016 with a goal of losing 20 pounds... Seems like I've lost more, my ATM is empty"

"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"

"An atheistic dyslexic... Believes there is no Dog."

"What the Diffrence between Chinese and Mexican food? Chinese food comes out in about 15-20 minutes and Mexican food comes outta you in about 15-20 minutes."