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Joke of the Day

"[date started at 9 pm] [9:30 pm] Her: I love long awkward silences. [10:20 pm] Me: Me too."

"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"

"''Your call is important to us......please enjoy this 40 minute long flute solo''"

"What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam? A zip."

"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"

"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."

"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."

"Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?!"""