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Joke of the Day
"Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play."
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"*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"""
"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."
"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"
"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"
"Having no tattoos in 2014, is like having tattoos in 1967."
"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."
"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"