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Joke of the Day
"""No. Delete it."" -Mona Lisa"
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"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""
"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck."
"For every 1 hour I spend with friends, I need 30 days to recover by myself."
"currently imagining a redditor choking on an uncooked hotdog and trying to wheeze out ""epic fail"" before losing consciousness"
"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"
"I don't like Holocaust jokes... I do Nazi why they're funny, Anne Frankly they're quite offensive. EDIT: a word"
"Falling off Bed A lunatic falls off his bed. He quickly gets up. 10 minutes later, he falls again. He thinks to himself ""Good thing I got up 10 minutes ago, or I might have fallen on myself"""