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Joke of the Day

"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."

"You call them ""cuss words."" I choose to call them ""sentence enhancers."""

"What's a let down Chinese lobster called? A crushed asian"

"Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching."

"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"

"Q: What did the tree say to the mountain? A: Stop peaking at me."

"COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment"

"What's Bill Corby's favorite type of Jello? Grape. The ""G"" is silent. Just like his lovers. Edit: I can't edit the title, I suck at spelling -_- (and proofing)"

"[at interview] ""ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"" umm ""..."" subwoofer? ""welcome to the navy seals"""

"How did the pedophile pianist get caught? He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor."