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Joke of the Day

"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."

"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"

"couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom"

"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"

"Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns."

"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""

"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."

"Deep sleep prevents aging. Especially when you are driving."

"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."