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Joke of the Day

"The girl I'm seeing said I should say ""make love"" instead of ""fuck"" I said ""what the make love are you talking about?"""

"Overheard a black guy asking the waitress for some crackers, so I stood up and yelled ""THATS OUR WORD!"""

"I'm still drunk with power after a Jehovah's Witness asked, ""'Can I ask you one question?"" & I said, ""I think you just did,"" + kept walking."

"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"

"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"

"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"

"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"

"Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless."