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Joke of the Day

"DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny."

"What is the speed limit of Sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it."

"High-definition ruined porn for me. I like my porn blurry so I can't see butt acne and herp scars."

"What do you call a faucet that won't give water to gay people? A sbigot."

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War? Juan down, a million more to go."

"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"

"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."

"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"

"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."