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Joke of the Day

"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"

"So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently."

"Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life. Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946."

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"

"The best stories ever told always end with the words""...and then I got the hell out of there."""

"What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight? Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!"

"Grandma is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead."

"What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus."

"I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs."