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Joke of the Day

"Age 20: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yeah, meet you there now."" Age 30: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."""

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"Ice Bucket Challenge Fail ( French ) 2014"

"What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"Some people have six packs... I have a keg. My wife, however, has a goddamned brewery."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? beef stroganoff"

"I made a joke about someone getting knocked out... ...but I forgot the punchline."

"How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? when you come home from work and see my car in your driveway....."