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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked ""So which one is yours?"" I replied ""Not sure, haven't decided yet""."
"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"