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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty... ...my wife is going to be disappointed."
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"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."
"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "
"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"
"Two blondes are sitting on a park bench Suddenly one sniffs the air and exclaims, ""I smell a cock!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I farted."""
"July 4th celebrates the original Brexit. Thanks George"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? (is it ""R""?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C"
"how many straight Vassar men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."
"Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E."
"If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling?"