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Joke of the Day
"What did one bell say to the other? ""Be my valenchime!"""
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"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."
"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"
"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli."
"I identify as an employee wherever I go. Now I can use any bathroom I need to."
"""I just can't help myself!"" paramedic on his deathbed"
"A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel. He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, ""No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."""
"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray."
"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."
"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."