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Joke of the Day

"Cops don't like it when you ask them ""Need some help?"" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume."

"I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"

"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."

"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."

"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."

"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."

"Just saw an unbelievably beautiful woman in the park. I wonder how many cows her father would give me to marry her."

"Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away."

"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"