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Joke of the Day

"Cops don't like it when you ask them ""Need some help?"" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume."

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."

"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."

"I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button."

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."

"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"

"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."

"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"