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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of bar do fish go to? A: A sand bar."
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"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"
"Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads? They all just get stoned instead."
"Charles Dickins walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says, Olive or Twist?"
"I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full"
"I told my wife I want to try anal sex... She said she's been having anal sex for years. My entire life is the joke."
"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."
"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"
"When I was a kid, my grandfather told me his teeth are like the stars... ...they come out at night."
"A girl gets fired from her job with a Vegas outcall massage service Seems she rubbed too many guys the wrong way."