133605

Joke of the Day

"I told my wife I want to try anal sex... She said she's been having anal sex for years. My entire life is the joke."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit"

"Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono"

"What did a Mexican take Xanax for? For Hispanic attacks"

"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"

"A man goes to Macy's to buy a sweater. He swipes his card but it didn't register. The cashier asks him to try his card again and the man replies, ""I already did and it fits great!"""

"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."

"They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free."

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"I'm a terrorist, you're a bomb... Let's make an explosion together!"