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Joke of the Day
"So Muhammad Ali died recently and... I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend."
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"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"
"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""
"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"
"What did the toilet say to the pee? urine"
"[ during job interview ] - ""Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"" - ""I give up, why?"""
"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."
"Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs? Because they're into some funny business"
"What do you call Batman when he ditches church? Christian Bale"
"Why does Hitler has a red phone? To make Phone calls..."