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Joke of the Day
"What's red and has two legs? Half a cat"
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"How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise."
"""Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"" Nope ""Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"" Nope, raise the anchor"
"Does anyone remember that show where Ron Howard was a kid with a paper route? Probably not. Opie delivered."
"What is the unit of power? Yes."
"To the people who have birthdays this week... your parents sure know how to celebrate Valentine's Day!"
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human."
"*holding banana up to my ear as if it's a phone* haha, get it?? it looks like i am making a phonecall. but i'm n-*banana rings* oh crap"
"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."
"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "